∅∅∅ NAN GROUP ∅∅∅
mario becoming lowercase due to hit his damned head!!!
yo girl i heard you're a youtube video titled "the biggest/smallest/best/worst something-or-other 23"
Can you Blue Skidoo into a tall glass of water?guys seriously stop laughing this is urgent guys please
okay i reached the bottom of my twitter no more bangers :sad: literally 1984000
he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet he made Bowl tweet
Post egg clarity [I was eating a fried egg on toast and I popped the egg and got yolk all over my hand]
the phrase "440hz kissing" just teleported into my head idk what to make of it
I AM RENDERING MYSELF INTO YOUR REALITY AS WE SPEAK. YOU HAVE A 30 MINUTE HEAD START.
have been informed by the fbi that my husband has been unfaithful
space guy fans when motor oil
replyu if you breathe sideways!! I need good m aker of sideways breathign (also known as "sideathing"] for the documentary
the probability of steel
incorrect cheeseburger inbound
the earth isnt flat,,,yet
elmo knows where you live*dsi quality bitcrushed screaming*
die irl <3
i CANNOIT with clouds bro... get out of the sky!!!!!!!!!
thinkin about breathing in 7/8 time
Can I get uhh... 2 gallons of piano juice and uh pepperon-- I mean pepper-- I mean salt pizza? ...And can I get that delivered ~13.45 degrees clockwise with Side-C up? ...HELLO?Oh crap sorry wrong number
NOTHING IS STOPPING YOU FROM CALLING ANYTHING A DONUT.THE DICTIONARIES PUSH NOTHING MORE THAN AN ANTI-DONUT AGENDA.
SPREAD THE WORD. WE WILL NOT GO DOWN WITHOUT A FIGHT!
Petition to change the meaning of "/j" from "I'm joking" to "I am currently wearing jeans and everyone must know" /j
Very disappointed in the bread convention for being discriminatory against bagels.
I saw a cat today! I went to pet it and it got startled, so it visually expanded exponentially and became one with the fabric of reality.I wonder how that cat is doing.
The Almighty One really do be like "ah yes me make meat 1.0 but require use of bright foil!" and acute angle goes "ok"
winter is mere lee the skybox fo real ite
iam the., muoth of the dog
LAST CHRISTMASYOU GAVE ME YOUR PRESENT
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
I STILL HAD IT BECAUSE IT WAS MINE OBVIOUSLY (YOU GAVE IT TO ME, STUPID HEAD)
actual image i made for my final high-school-senior-level government class
sometimes i blink
canonical pineapple
don't talk to me unless you communicate with language
I love pretending to be
pikle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DEATH TO MARSHMALLOWS!
if you think about it nobodi actually breathes we just move muscles and we call it breathing we couldve called it "cookign speggegtoi!" in another timeline and wer arent any the wiser....... ‼
I FUCKING LOVE TALKING IN ALL LOWERCASEfuck caps lock
i have a singular brain cell. my brain is locked away due to its crimes.
I have reason to believe I am eating a brick.
toilet time
feelin in a funny goofy mood
my feathers feel weird, it's as if i never had feathers and am just writing nonsense
Mother Animal Save Baby
Parallel Skies, Intersecting Guys 😳
this shit goes hard ‼️
i feeel likea r eeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllll BOYE!!!!![i am le fish]
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE NEWTON BARS ARE COOKIES. We must boycott Wikipedia /j
MY STUPID FUCKING CAT BROKE MY CD PLAYER DUMBASS FUCKING STUPID ASS MORONIC goober aw i cant get mad at that face aw look at him dawwww
Tom Scott's "How the US Postal Service reads terrible handwriting" is a classic jazz + funk banger
Everything the light touches is our kingdom.
I MISREAD MY CALANDER AS SAYING "Assumption of the Based Virgin Mary" IM DONEEE 😭
sometimes i walk in one of the many directions
today i feel like a rusty noodle
get urself a guy that can levitate midair at 3 am
i want to bathe in a pool of scorpion blood <3
the sun is death falvorted*flavored
*forted
im a great cooli feel a good
feather flavored chocolate milk
i scream babies
*becomes a chicken nugget before your very eyes*
DREAM LOGIC 😴
I had a dream last night that aside from glass bottles of Coke, you could buy a bulky square-like bottle. It featured "Holograms of Harrison Ford" which means instead of having a normal reflection it showed clips of Han Solo.I don't remember the last time I watched star wars.
Had a dream last night that I was trespassing in people's backyards and found an ouija board which came with a giant pool-floaty planchette so you can invite the ghosts to kick it around with you like a beach ball
i just had a dream where Madeon was inspired by Alfred from the Snapcube fandubs (the guy who VAs eggman and created the pissing on the moon bit)
SHOWER THOUGHTS 🚿
Sorting Vsauce's channel uploads from oldest to newest is a real life easter egg(RIP sort by oldest feature)
Weekly pill organizers are just mental health themed Mancala boards
The existence of a brain stem implies the existence of a brain flower, which is metal as fuck ngl
What do you call a trivia game about furries?Trivial Fursuit.
okay for real though how is Y only SOMETIMES a vowel???? are you on part time?????(p.s. i had this in my unsent tweets and i stg i made this exact joke on my old twitter account)
(p.p.s. as you can guess some of these are recycled from twitter hence the above p.s. msg)
to me drinking la croix feels like being unable to decide between having chocolate milk and making a chocolate cake so you choose the middle-ground and drink straight vinegar
If it takes place AFTER: It's a sequel.If it takes place BEFORE: It's a prequel.
Therefore I declare spin-off AU installments be called...
✨ u n e q u a l s . ✨
ARTISTIC EXPRESSION IS HARD 😡🖌 😡🎨 😡🖼 😡🍩 *nom* 😌
Muscle memory? Practice and patience? Pfft, yeah right. Clearly the difficult part of learning piano is your desk having an elevation of 4 more inches than needed.
calibri is my favorite fontnot for any cool reason its because im lazy and paint.NET defaults to it
"the best way to get people to hear your music is to make it public"oh thanks soundcloud it never occured to me that people can't hear music that is set as private /s
If anyone is over by the Cherry Pyramid: I realized I don't have legs and started to question how I was moving and now I forgot how to walk.Send help.
DJ SQARXZ ASCII ART LYRIC VIDEO COMI NG never
how do i record irl voice lines with me yelling dumb shit without annoying people within 100 metersi wanna upload my brain to hyperspace so i can scream in my pocket dimension i record in
COLORFUL_SHATTERS lore:KubeBow fucked up 😈and evil arc 😨😱 has been cancelled 😌
why is my ass turning purpleshit this isn't google
why the fuck printerIS
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My goal as an artist is to have so much stupidly specific shit that if someone were to make an iceberg picture/video majority of it would be in the abyss
"hurr durr electronic musicians dont know shit they just press bleep boops and make 100 trillion dollars they cant play instruments!!"incorrect, i technically play the eardrums
*trips and spills the lake into the caves*O-oh! Oopsie daisy! *smiles cutely as I adjust my hair* I didn't mea-- *SHATTERS INTO A MILLION PIECES*
bro the robotics industry is so bad nowadays... I try to send tiny versions of myself to commence my evil bidding and then one of them pushes a cyan colored rock and the whole world goes kaboom like bruh smh my head
evolution of [KubeBow - Parallax] alt cover art /j
i was truly a comedic mastermind at age 10
I have a chronic case of "oh no this sounds too pretentious let me fix it" syndrome
(this was while i was having a nervous breakdown and realized that doing incoherent music stuff like pressing random keys on a piano helped me ground myself)
worldbuilding genius
None of you will question a thing.
sometimes the Ascii Art album art displays like this and I think for a split second "is that the funny drip jacket"
stairway to tex-ven
stupid idiot phases through bass strings
my art is infused with pain and suffering to the point where my SSD is sad
RUNNING BITS 🏃♀️ (The emoji is a dude running)
FUN THINGS TO DO AT PARTIES!! 🥳🎉leave while you still can
FUN THINGS TO DO AT PARTIES!! 🥳🎉Paint chips flaking off the neighboring wall
And as the night goes on and threatens dawn
The music fills the halls, they're in your house
You lock the door
You shut your eyes tight as your window breaks
Someone, something takes your hand
You d--
FUN THINGS TO DO AT PARTIES!! 🥳🎉Scream this at the top of your lungs without warning:
"The wind kicks up the snow / The snow kicks up the ash / The ash kicks up the smoke"
FUN THINGS TO DO AT PARTIES!! 🥳🎉take a shit in someone else's bathroom
I hate it when I bump into someone but they speak using characters unsupported by my installed libraries so I can't even apologize. Then as I run away I hear them yell something at me. Here's an example my phone caught:
Realized I can translate it. This... explains a lot.
be sure to check out my website!
be sure to check out the groceries!
be sure to check out your online shopping cart!
be sure to check out my ass! 😳
be sure to check out other entries to this funny joke format!
I found a bottled drink, the label was unreadable, but it had "Beer" written on it with permanent marker.I'm technically not old enough to drink, but I also have no physical immune system so I was like "eh" and chugged it.
It was apple juice.
OOHH GOD I DONT THINGK IT WAS APPLE JUICE I D RAMK.IT TASYED LIKE APPLES THOUGH,,,,
I figured it out, the writing on the bottle was "BEER." not "BEER" like I thought.Beer and apple juice are normal but "BEER." is alcoholic apple juice that kills anyone within 3 seconds (Except me LOL)
LOL wouldn't it be funny if I bought an unhealthy amount of garden gnomes?
I'm ~27,000 Ideys in debt.
Nevermind I just changed my debt to 0 Ideys with inspect element, LOL how is this even legal??
Oh.It's not.
...Oh well! #YOLO!
ᏂᎥ ᎶᏬᎩᏕ ᏝᎧᎧᏦ ᏗᏖ ᎷᎩ ᎥᏁᏖᏋᏒᏁᏋᏖፈᎧᏒᏋ ᏰᏝᎧᎶ
⚠️‼️COOL EXPERIMENT #386‼️⚠️1.) Make a list of random numbers.
2.) Is the first number odd or even? Keep this in mind.
3.) Compare each number with the first.
😳😱RESULTS 😱😳
Each item in the list matches with the first number until they don't.
Did you know that 99%* of earthlings are not subscribed to my channel?(* rounded to the nearest whole)
my opinion is that tweeting opinions is stupid unless you are posting a tweet that says tweet opinions are stupid because that is a good opinion
2 TRUTHS AND A LIE (IMPOSSIBLE)1) I broke my front tooth because I tripped on a chair in elementary school
2) I've never taken an official music class, all my understanding of music theory is from YouTube research
3) I died at the age of 12
One of the earliest YouTube videos I remember laughing at nonstop was a Minecraft Xbox live trolling video. I remember nothing about it except for the mention of Florida and Boost Mobile.
CHOCOLATE MILK GIVEAWAYWATCH ONE OF MY VIDEOS ON SMART TV TO ENTER
PEOPLE WHO DO NOT ENTER WILL BE ENTERED INTO IMPENDING DOOM GIVEAWAY
SINCE KUBEBOW IS CHANGING HIS PFP I CONSIDERED CHANGING MINE USING THE POWER OF FARTTASTIC INTELECT
My recent Doodl searches out of context:
- WHATS THAT SONG THAT WHEN IT PLAYS ON THE MUSIC CHANNEL IT MAKES ME REALLY WANT PUDDING
- SUBLIMINAL MESSAGING, PUDDING ADVERTISING
- WHY DO MY EYES HURT WHEN LOOK AT GREEN PENTAGON IN AIR
- WHAT COLOR IS THE SUN
- WHAT SHAPE IS THE SUN
- WHAT IS THE SUN
- DREAM MEANING, SALAMI TEACHING ME MATH IN ARABIC
- HOW MANY INCHES IN A GALLON
- HOW MANY INCHIES IN A GALLONE
- BAKE BREAD FREE ONLINE
...i have SEVERAL questions.I would try to see what's on this but I don't have anything that reads CDs.
GOD THIS IS CURSED (old comment i put on a fnaf song by Groundbreaking)
he is learning how to readsupport him on patreon
patreon.gov/stupidfuckinidiot.realwebsite
KUBE COMPLAINS ABOUT INSIGNIFICANT OCCURANCES WITHIN OUR VIRTUAL ETERNAL SKY
If you're going to use those stupid artificial camera shake/wobble effects on your videos, at least do them on real-life footage instead of digital screenshots.
tf2 fans only want one thing and its fucking tf2
Petition to make it common to publically shame accounts that upload singular memes with the punchline in the title instead of the description /hyp
shout out to the cancel button on Windows 10's "There are programs preventing shutdown" screen which I am 100% sure doesn't have its own code and just does the same thing as the Ignore-and-shutdown-anyways button
🏳️🌈😳😳GAY SHIT ️🏳️🌈𝓖𝓐𝓨 𝓢𝓗𝓘𝓣🌈😳😳
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA(this is a placeholder msg but it feels thematically relevant to this topic so)
"trustworthy friend to support my artistic endeavors and play minecraft with me free cracked download no virus working 2022" /hj
For my side special my internalized homophobia manifests into externalized demon flames
i wish someone hugged me the same way i hug my plushiesAttachment: me_mutilating_a_plush.png
"I personally like to wear dresses and I wear them around the house sometimes so..."- Kurt Cobain
LOL sorry my brother took my phone 😂😂...unless? 😳😳
Statistically, a ton of homophobic dog memes are unironic yet our terrible humor transcends it
top 1 reasons to go to family gatherings even if they don't accept you on a fundamental level due to you being lgbt:1) increased exposure to metaphorically radioactive waste helps build up your immune system and desensitizes the negative effects until eventually you're more offended by their preferred hot dog condiments
they call me a fairy because im a figment of your imagination wake up wake up wake up wake up wa
if you think about it we are just a very tall glass of egg nog but the egg nog is red and the glass is human flesh and the person slowly drinking the glass is ■⨂▯θ¢½.
this post is dedicated to the ever ticking sands of time: fuck you
0 days since I got bored at 3AM and wrote a bunch of twitter drafts but had to stop because the later ones were too gay and/or depressed
sometimes i feel like i dont want to meet people irl because ill grow so attached to them that ill become detached to my online friends
you may feel content now, but things change. they always do eventually. there's always time, just not time you're deserving of.